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5 May 2009

Tuesday Transcript: Reality-based decision-making

Way back in January, the High Court was presented with an unusual argument:

MR STREET: We say in relation to ground 3 that we have put forward that that raises the existence of what I will call the parallel universe. … We say that Ground 3 challenges the existence of the universe.

[FRENCH CJ]: Let us not get lost in the metaphor.

A fine suggestion, but perhaps easier said than done. When the matter came on for substantive hearing, it was not the parties but Justice Gummow who strayed through the interdimensional portal:

GUMMOW J: So notions of accumulation are rather confusing really. You are in parallel universes; you are not in cumulative universes, if I can stretch things that way.

MR GAGELER: Your Honour, I got into this debate with Mr Street.

HAYNE J: Professor Hawking is very ill at the moment.

MR GAGELER: Your Honour, metaphors are probably unhelpful.

FRENCH CJ: Mr Street has been there before and we tried to usher him out of the parallel universes.

Fortunately, the Chief Justice is a science fiction buff — he used to have a Star Trek poster hanging in his Federal Court chambers — so he was able to safely pilot the Court away from hypothetical disaster.

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